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Two for the Price of One
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2nd Sunday w/ CHUM
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Hump Day Humor
- Thread starter Captain HardHead
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- Ken
Heidi Ho
CHUM Fan
- First Name
- Holly
A few years ago I was studying abroad in Egypt. I was attending a beautiful university in the capital city, having a wonderful time.
One day I had a pretty important test to take, and I stayed up way too late cramming for it. I slept terribly and woke up with a crick in my neck and pain all throughout my back and shoulders. During the test I kept stretching and shifting, trying to get comfortable. The professor overseeing the test noticed and came toward me. I was afraid he might think I was trying to cheat by pretending to stretch to look around at other students' tests.
Instead, when he got to me he grabbed both sides of my head and started to twist and shake my neck in all directions. I thought he was trying to kill me, but then he let go and I realized that all the pain was gone. After the test, I came up to his desk and asked in astonishment, "Hey, how did you do that??"
"Well," he said, "I AM a Cairo proctor."
One day I had a pretty important test to take, and I stayed up way too late cramming for it. I slept terribly and woke up with a crick in my neck and pain all throughout my back and shoulders. During the test I kept stretching and shifting, trying to get comfortable. The professor overseeing the test noticed and came toward me. I was afraid he might think I was trying to cheat by pretending to stretch to look around at other students' tests.
Instead, when he got to me he grabbed both sides of my head and started to twist and shake my neck in all directions. I thought he was trying to kill me, but then he let go and I realized that all the pain was gone. After the test, I came up to his desk and asked in astonishment, "Hey, how did you do that??"
"Well," he said, "I AM a Cairo proctor."
Heidi Ho
CHUM Fan
- First Name
- Holly
Between you and me, it would certainly get alot of use....
Heidi Ho
CHUM Fan
- First Name
- Holly
In honor of Sushi's new hometown.....
An older couple from Detroit are driving through Florida one afternoon when they are pulled over by a state police vehicle for speeding.
The patrolman approaches the car, and asks to see the man's license and registration. His wife, who is hard of hearing, yells out "WHAT DID HE SAY??!" The man responds. "HE SAYS HE NEEDS TO SEE MY LICENSE AND REGISTRATION."
Looking over the documents, the patrolman says, "Detroit, eh? I spent some time in Detroit a couple of years ago. Nicer than you see on TV." His wife, again struggling to make out the conversation, yells out "WHAT DID HE SAY??!" The man responds. "HE SAYS HE'S BEEN TO DETROIT, AND LIKED IT."
The patrolman returns to the car after running the plates and decides to let the man off with a warning. But before he lets them go on their way, he says to the man, "You know, this may seem inappropriate, but I thought this was funny...I once got the worst blowjob of my life in Detroit."
The wife, still trying to keep up, again yells out "WHAT DID HE SAY??!"
The man responds. "HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU."
An older couple from Detroit are driving through Florida one afternoon when they are pulled over by a state police vehicle for speeding.
The patrolman approaches the car, and asks to see the man's license and registration. His wife, who is hard of hearing, yells out "WHAT DID HE SAY??!" The man responds. "HE SAYS HE NEEDS TO SEE MY LICENSE AND REGISTRATION."
Looking over the documents, the patrolman says, "Detroit, eh? I spent some time in Detroit a couple of years ago. Nicer than you see on TV." His wife, again struggling to make out the conversation, yells out "WHAT DID HE SAY??!" The man responds. "HE SAYS HE'S BEEN TO DETROIT, AND LIKED IT."
The patrolman returns to the car after running the plates and decides to let the man off with a warning. But before he lets them go on their way, he says to the man, "You know, this may seem inappropriate, but I thought this was funny...I once got the worst blowjob of my life in Detroit."
The wife, still trying to keep up, again yells out "WHAT DID HE SAY??!"
The man responds. "HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU."
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- Ken
More reality than humor